My cat does pretty much nothing but sleep on things.
Desks
riding crops
stuffed snakes
toilet paper
walls
xbox controllers
sometimes even other cats.
(Source: saminal)
m4ge:
HE’S BACK
this man is the best storyteller ever
I CAN’T
I CAN’T EFFING BREATH
I was already laughing before I even pressed play. Olan Rogers is the best.
Literally just died.
I am in tears
OMFG AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH WHAT IS AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OMMFFGGGG. IM DYING OF LAUGHTER! Bahahaha hahahaa.
(Source: msjeng)
(Source: maudit)
I really tried to capture his facial expression.
I hope you don’t mind but I just couldn’t help myself… 
babes in coats
I really tried to capture his facial expression.
hahaha boy in outer space
maybe they just rub me wrong since they’re always explained by some pouty faced dude, but these posts always seem to roughly translate to,
“Dear girl, I know you must be insecure not because the world has told you a lot of specific instructions about how you have to dress and look a certain way in order to be happy and beautiful and to have people like you that is reflected and reinforced in all the tv and movies we watch, the magazines we buy, the commercials that air-
I know the real reason for your insecurity must be that not enough men have told you today that your face looks good no matter what you put on it. Now you feel better, right?”
The impression is spot on.
When I saw her face. I’m still laughing. OMG…
